Dang, y'all come here looking for "flipper babies" and "natural law and divine command theory" a lot. This week I'm getting an unusual amount of search hits for the latter from all over the world. Must be an online philosophy course's paper topic this week. Bottom line, there is no such thing as a natural purpose outside of God's command. Just saying.
Anyways, nothing beats monkey clitoris. Best. Search. Hit. Joke. Ever.