Democratic Party Lexicon

Make sure you adjust your concepts of these terms.

Tax Cuts - Welfare payments from the IRS to people who don't pay taxes.

Emergency Economic Stimulus Bill - Enormous spending on big government programs most of which will occur years from now and after the current recession.

Bringing fiscal discipline back to Washington - Increasing the deficit to over $1T from now on.

Hero - 47-year-old man with hypnotic oratory but no accomplishments in his career.

Returning Moral Integrity to Washington - Putting tax cheats Geithner and Daschle in the President's Cabinet.

Liberty, Self-Reliance, Limited Government - These hoary old terms are obsolete and now deprecated. Remove them from your vocabulary.